Now we don’t want you to think that we are being mean, let’s make it clear we love Alesha Dixon. And that is why we’re all the more sympathetic to the travesty that has happened here. A true British beauty is our Alesha, with one of the most gorgeous faces in the pop industry. And, from what we can gather from her Strictly Come Dancing appearances, a personality to match.
Something must have happened. We’re thinking that she may have upset someone recently. As there is absolutely no way that any stylist in their right mind would recommend an outfit like this one. Some serious sabotage is going on. She looks like the England mascot… in drag. Nightmare!
Some shmuck gets paid to style Alesha Dixon, and we’re starting a campaign for them to be sacked. Madonna would sue someone for making her look this hideous, so we don’t think it’s fair that Alesha gets such poor treatment. 3 words… red, white, wrong! Poor girl.
To rectify the situation we think lovely Alesha deserves a makeover Centrale style, here’s how we think she should have done it…
Dress, H&M, £29.99